69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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