She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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