Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You took a bar mat shot.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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