I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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