32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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