Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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