Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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