i think i have two assholes
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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