hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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