I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
it was like eating out sand paper
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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