the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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