you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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