jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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