I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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