i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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