Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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