this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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