Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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