Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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