Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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