you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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