Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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