i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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