she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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