I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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