I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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