Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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