And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
try to milk me bitch
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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