you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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