you guys were way drunker than both of me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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