Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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