Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm getting married
To pizza
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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