three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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