you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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