Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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