Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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