quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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