I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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