Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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