your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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