I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Less talking, more tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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