Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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