i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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