what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
40s are totally the cure
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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