i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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