There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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