i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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