I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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