K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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