Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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