Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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