you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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