Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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