Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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