so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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