i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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